Let’s hope it wasn’t a sharp cheddar.

I am assuming that a soft cheese assault is less jail time than a hard cheese assault.

this is what happens when you dont arm your police force with the latest cheeses

String cheese incident…

Was is a Brie larsony

I hope he made a Gouda escape

He beat them black and Bleu

Dude threw a string cheese packet in their general direction. This was their report.

Clearly his target was a mythological Irish princess

Clearly he was just trying to pay the cheese tax.

Cheese it!

Is his name Charlie Kelly?