No he won’t - there’s no water on that island, for one thing… The new guy is dead meat, he just doesn’t realize that yet.
The guy has a stick and is protecting the tree so he is actually doing him a huge favor by allowing him to work for a coconut. Working is a win win here.
The alternative is the guy gets no coconut and has nothing to do.
/s
Good ole coconut island.
But where’s the fellatio?
Wait for inflation to kick in.
Eating many coconuts will cause diarrhea.
Agree to terms, climb tree, pick a nut. Change terms by tossing the nut on the head of the wannabe job creator.
Eat the nut with fresh meat on the side. Die from dehydration.
Take stick, beat guy to death, then you have food and water from the coconuts! So you get to live a little longer before dying of dehydration.
Even f*x news has better arguments than you guys: https://youtu.be/NCo-OgSC7Ps
They do great when they cherry pick someone with no media training who is the easiest target they can find, someone so socially inept they thought going on Fox fucking News without any support was a good idea.
You’d be great at beating up a toddler in a dark alley if you really wanted to, but that wouldn’t make you a good fighter, it would make you a predator.
Make the arguments yourself if you think they’re so great, what you linked is just bullies ganging up on someone. There aren’t really arguments to be seen at all.
That person was a founding mod at r/antiwork
This is your field marshal you’re talking about.
Not everyone needs daddy to tell them what to do.
These people can’t imagine a world without authoritarian rulers. That’s why they love work so much - they get to be bossed around by little dictators all day and never have to think for themselves. It’s much more comfortable for them.
Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
