• lurch (he/him)
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    156 months ago

    “I’ve eaten the occasional baby, but I swear, I’m not a cannibal” 🤣

    • businessfish
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      26 months ago

      no

      all REAL vegans will tell you that their weekly cat steaks contain vital brain boostertm compounds that are impossible to find in any other known material and are therefore necessary to stay alive

      • @[email protected]
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        16 months ago

        I can’t believe Lemmy was plagues by you barbaric eaters of cats… just eat dogs like god intended for fucsk sake

        • businessfish
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          26 months ago

          well i would but some people actually have a very rare medical condition that prevents them from eating dogs instead of cats

          of course i dont have that condition but its good enough reason for me

    • @Aux
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      16 months ago

      Tiredness comes from excessive carbs.

  • Constant Pain
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    56 months ago

    I am vegan. I eat meat. We exist!

    • @samus12345
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      16 months ago

      I’m a vegan whenever I happen to not be eating anything made from animal products!