• @Iheartcheese
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    367 months ago

    Is this what they mean when they say close the borders?

  • @thechadwick
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    287 months ago

    If it fits, I clicks.

    Cat logic approved.

    • BubbleMonkey
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      157 months ago

      That explains so much about population distribution re: political leaning. I always wondered why it was just the outside bits…

      • andrew
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        77 months ago

        Just the places where large groups of people want to be.

  • @samus12345
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    167 months ago

    Canada and Mexico are along for the ride whether they like it or not.

  • @oyfrog
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    147 months ago

    When you carry it around, do you carry it fold up or fold down? Or carry it flat? If so, West Coast up or east coast up?

    • modifier
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      247 months ago

      Fold down so all the cows don’t fall out of the Midwest.

  • Lad
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    127 months ago

    Everyone in San Francisco dies by falling to their deaths into Charlotte. Everyone in Charlotte dies from falling people, vehicles, and general debris.

    An earthquake hits SF, breaking the latch and snapping the USA violently back into place.

    Canada and Mexico say “knock it off, asshole”

    • @vegantomato
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      37 months ago

      Life finds a way back once it’s unfolded?

  • @camr_on
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    47 months ago

    Now I’m gonna look up and see San Fran like inception.

    • @aeronmelon
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      37 months ago

      Conveniently, there are many places one can stand in San Francisco where it actually looks like Inception.

    • @somethingsnappy
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      27 months ago

      The Appalachians would be just a little bump I scale.

  • @bmsok
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    37 months ago

    Fold the map down south and Michigan could give Florida an epic handjob. We have such wonderful geography here.

  • @kerrigan778
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    27 months ago

    The whole Pacific Rim can do this too with the Shanghai World Financial Center.