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Simple. 3 steps. Build him a sick SQL database of all his texts spells etc, encrypt it and set a 48hr nuke exe to my Fitbit heart rate. Buy him a dope French press to prepare him great coffee and subconsciously develops a dependency for me. Hope he doesn’t let his necromancer friends experiment on me.
The books “best of mad magazine” and “vegetarian cooking”.
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The creature in the cage is the current intern, who is about to leave. The two skulls are the past interns, who didn’t work out.
Jokes that need to be explained are always the funniest.