• CptEnder
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    11 months ago

    Simple. 3 steps. Build him a sick SQL database of all his texts spells etc, encrypt it and set a 48hr nuke exe to my Fitbit heart rate. Buy him a dope French press to prepare him great coffee and subconsciously develops a dependency for me. Hope he doesn’t let his necromancer friends experiment on me.

  • moistclump
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    11 months ago

    The books “best of mad magazine” and “vegetarian cooking”.

    • Rolando
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      11 months ago

      The creature in the cage is the current intern, who is about to leave. The two skulls are the past interns, who didn’t work out.

      • XIIIesq
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        11 months ago

        Jokes that need to be explained are always the funniest.