• @Sakychu
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        457 months ago

        So they are explaining to the Child support Enforcement Agency that they need to go to court to get the money? That’s a bold strategy cotton, let’s see if that pays off!

      • @frickineh
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        297 months ago

        They’re so stupid. Income Withholding Orders don’t have to come from the court - they’re largely considered the default way to collect child support, and most orders automatically say they’re going to be put in place, so the court has already ordered that the enforcement agency can and should issue them.

        The only time we didn’t issue an IWO was on orders that specifically forbade it (and we would go to court to get a new order if those cases were delinquent) or if the non-custodial parent was manually paying on time.

      • @[email protected]
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        187 months ago

        I love when they try to sound smart and official in their writing but it’s still littered with mistakes.

      • @AtariDump
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        147 months ago

        I wonder if ChatGPT can generate nonsensical gibberish like this.

      • @bitchkat
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        67 months ago

        I’m using the web interface on my desktop and I’ve never figured out how to view an actual larger size of images posted in comments. Clicking on the image does jack.

    • Nightwatch Admin
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      67 months ago

      Look, in general I won’t kink shame but my god, you are begging for it. No sane person is going to read even a single sentence!

  • @saltesc
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    347 months ago

    Someone had sex with this person.

  • Drusas
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    347 months ago

    Ooh, ooh. I know this one!

    Don’t make babies you don’t want to support. Support the babies you make.

    • @voracitude
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      217 months ago

      That’s a little cruel to the child, don’t you think?

    • @BonesOfTheMoonOPM
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      97 months ago

      Ooh for all the litters of children they have they sure don’t do a thing for them.

  • @[email protected]
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    187 months ago

    I’ve been in a courtroom with an idiot that was behind on child support that pulled this.

    Took the judge 45 minutes to decide he didn’t need rights to his child anymore.

  • slazer2au
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    137 months ago

    Wonder how unhinged those 22 pages are.

      • @frickineh
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        167 months ago

        The deadbeat parent to sovcit pipeline is real.

      • @ArtVandelay
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        127 months ago

        As I understand it the sovereign citizen movement attracts a proportionally large number of deadbeat child support dodgers.

        • @[email protected]
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          37 months ago

          Yeah, I guess that shouldn’t come as much of a surprise. People who reject the social contract that forms the basis of all modern societies are probably going to more likely to refuse to step up and provide for their kids too. Just all around pieces of garbage.

          • SharkAttak
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            “i am my own person/state but I also want the rights guaranteed by the bill of rights AND the constitution!” entitled grown up childs.

      • @[email protected]
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        127 months ago

        What’s the heck is this drivel? Child support isn’t a loan. It’s imposed on you by the state. What does the bill of rights have to do with any of this? It sounds like we’re just making stuff up. Word salad.

      • Nightwatch Admin
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        97 months ago

        Ouch what the f.
        Also a simple dna check will happily provide the physical evidence that [YOUR NAME HERE] indeed has to pay up.

        • @edgemaster72
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          107 months ago

          “I never signed an international treaty to pay for that kid who shares DNA with me. In fact, they owe me for the DNA I provided.”

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    The hotdog poem was better 😂

    (Reference for those curious, definitely worth a read)

  • 𝓔𝓶𝓶𝓲𝓮
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    67 months ago

    The only way is to eliminate the child and to do so according to the laws and ethics you need to travel back in time