Confidently incorrect, to me at least.

“one ping only, please”

RAED

The last time we tried some shit on a Pacific atoll, it was pretty fucked up for the environment too. https://allthatsinteresting.com/bikini-atoll-nuclear-tests

Mine is wearing out at the corners, but still proudly on display

But Elmo, your hat said Trump was right about everything

Holy fucking nightmares those eyes

Snarky puppy is amazing!

ChairmanMeow,
His reasons for signing were unclear.
Sincerely,
Raymond Holt

Trump gave himself a little war, as a treat

A BA in physics is not a physics degree. It’s a bullshit degree

If only.

To be fair the newspaper is also a giant ball of Doom

100% guarantee she pulled that 413% figure right out of her ass

For those who don’t get it https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/jul/31/donald-ivana-trump-cemetery-golf-course-taxes

Imagine how stupid Bush Jr was and then imagine how Trump compares to him.

Fitting for a Nazi car really

He is so stupid it physically hurts

I can attest to the exact same thing.