I’m frightened that one day I’ll wake up only to realize that I somehow have ended up in fortnite

… Fartnote?

First of all: where’s that announcement?

Second, and most importantly: that sounds fucking awful! Fallout 4 was already pandering too much to people who don’t like Fallout games with the settlement bullshit and the crappy new skill system!

Sure, why not at this point.

Epic saw Ready Player One and said “let’s do that”