• @danc4498
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    152 years ago

    Fuck you if you try to tell me your bidet only has Pepsi products.

  • @PabloPicasshole
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    102 years ago

    I prefer Coca-Cola for my bidet, it helps clean and gives you a nice tingling sensation.

    • @Trundle
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      72 years ago

      “Is Pepsi okay?”

      :/

  • @LordOfTheChia
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    52 years ago

    You haven’t lived till you used an effervescent soda water bidet, top it off with a quick spritz of lime, and dry off by wiping with a fresh warm tortilla!

    • AItoothbrush
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      52 years ago

      Well actually 🤓 according to wikipedia q means tonic or squash and i like both up my ass

      • @Gregorech
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        12 years ago

        Squirt? Because pumpkin spice soda is just a little too far…

      • @Gregorech
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        12 years ago

        Squirt? Because pumpkin spice soda is just a little too far…