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Snort it, mix it, put it in a stew
Did you know that Viggo Mortensen broke his cement?
I don’t get the joke but that’s a dachshund and I’d like to be his friend
There’s no joke, only shitpost
Fuck yeah bro
Why I can only read this in Jixaw’s voice impersonating Jeremy Clarkson?
