Yes, I know chimps aren’t monkeys. I didn’t make this.

  • @frickineh
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    756 months ago

    I’m pretty sure the other monkeys would just kill that monkey and redistribute the bananas. Just a thought, something to consider.

    • @EvilEyedPanda
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      156 months ago

      I was told to eat the rich, but I assume they’d be bitter and stale.

      • Flying SquidOP
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        126 months ago

        Beat the rich.

        That’s more satisfying because you can hear them begging you to stop.

      • @D3m0li5h3r
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        6 months ago

        Well… we can speculate but I’d rather find it out.

    • @FooBarrington
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      36 months ago

      Too bad the monkey figured out it can give a few bananas to other monkeys for protection.

  • BarqsHasBite
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    6 months ago

    That monkey is a job creator! Look at how busy the other monkeys are trying to work for bananas!

    • andrew_bidlaw
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      126 months ago

      It invents the whole new markets of scratching his back, waving palm leaves and covering it from sun for it’s comfort, making it laugh and entertained, sucking it’s dick and jumping on it, especially by established partners for it just hits different. And it’d make sure there’s a cut throat competition to lick it’s sitting branch. That’d sure breed innovation…

      in a face of it being a prequel to the notable scene from the Cosmic Odyssey 2001, when monkeys beat another to death with bones.

      • Flying SquidOP
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        56 months ago

        I don’t know which Johnny you’re talking about, but the only Johnny I know that has anything to do with monkeys doesn’t care.

        • rudyharrelson
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          56 months ago

          There’s a Johnny Bravo “Do the monkey with me!” joke in here somewhere but I’m not funny enough to make it.

    • @Eczpurt
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      56 months ago

      As we all end up slipping on them comedy style, setting ourselves back further lol

  • @[email protected]
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    116 months ago

    Scientists would 100% study the “successful” monkey to find out what algebra it used to maximize it’s profits without provoking revolt.

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    6 months ago

    In the USA, Monkeys in monkey suits aren’t regulated by scientists, sadly, they’re regulated by Washington so make sure you go out and vote twice this year.

  • Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin
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    66 months ago

    Don’t some monkeys establish hierarchy through control over food access exactly like that though?

  • @TootSweet
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    36 months ago

    Just once, I wish one chimpanzee would do that so we could finally figure out what’s wrong with humans.