this HAS to be satire, right?
Once they said “full value of our labor”, i knew it was satire. Still had me up until then, though.
100% bait.
I would be surprised if it wasn’t.
Bait, but fantastic bait nonetheless.
GOOD point. And excellent analysis. Until how to combat it. The best way wouldn’t be to unite with other workers, but to WORK HARDER! If you work harder, your boss will end up recognising the virtues of non-communism (word?) and will distribute money to the shareholders. My advice: work harder so your boss will be proud of you! It’s better than money and you can hope to become a shareholder! NICE
Now hear me out, what if you become a shareholder and also put in the bare minimum effort?
Shhhh! Don’t tell them.
“I will work harder!”
Please tell me there were people in the comments who fell for it
