• @Bluefruit
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      474 months ago

      Absolute blasphemy.

      How else will i have left over rice for fried rice if I make just enough?

    • @glimse
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      144 months ago

      Yeah what the fuck is this? I’ve only had too much rice with a meal once or twice in my entire life

  • @[email protected]
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    404 months ago

    The spinach part at least is true if you cook fresh spinach. Those leaves will just evaporate.

    • dumples
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      The correct size is many many handfuls or one bag for most dishes

    • @[email protected]
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      74 months ago

      So is the violence part. Hitler wasn’t defeated with a sit in. The elite chose violence back in the 1950’s to destroy unions. Corrupt governments were never overthrown by asking nicely. The term “speak softly, but carry a big stick” wasn’t made up for no reason.

  • Programmer Belch
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    264 months ago

    Sorry summer person, I need to get inside a tight bed while it’s freezing outside to make my problems go away

    • @BonesOfTheMoonOP
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      74 months ago

      Oh I like that too I agree. A weighted blanket when it’s -20 in January and you don’t have to go outside is wonderful.

    • @Potatos_are_not_friends
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      204 months ago

      Can confirm.

      For lunch I had spinach and rice soup (extra spinach), while sitting outside in the sun with a nice cup of tea. Then I punched a Nazi.

      It was a good day.

  • @VelvetStorm
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    174 months ago

    Also if something calls for garlic cloves you triple whatever number it says.

    • @JayleneSlide
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      Triple? In our galley, “1 clove” —> 1 bulb.

      • @[email protected]
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        24 months ago

        I tend to put garlic in even when there’s none at all in the recipe. Making pancakes? Stuff those fuckers with a metric fuckton of the good stuff. I may be exaggerating slightly.

  • @NorthWestWind
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    84 months ago

    You’ve awaken the inner Asian within me and I will rip you apart if you dare trash talk about rice.

    • zib
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      Really depends on the tea for me. I could go for a nice raspberry green tea.

        • @Soku
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          84 months ago

          You can make tea out of nearly any plant. They are infusions rather than true tea but raspberry leaf or sprig tea is damn tasty

          • chknbwl
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            44 months ago

            Raspberry leaf, hibiscus, and rosehips. Citrus peel instead of rosehips if you prefer a more fruity blend. Cold press with a teaspoon or two of wildflower honey, add a mint leaf for freshness and you have wonderfully refreshing summertime tea. Add boba for the kids and they don’t mind the low sugar content!

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              I’m not fancy enough to have all of this, but I have raspberries, mint, and honey. Time to experiment

              edit: I am getting so many good tips here, I’ll see if I can make something to post on Lemmy at a later date

              • chknbwl
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                14 months ago

                Cheese cloth works works amazingly well to wrap your leaves in, no cold press necessary!

        • @[email protected]
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          64 months ago

          Is it really worth to massacre these innocent Raspberry Pi’s just to make tea out of them?

        • @BonesOfTheMoonOP
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          44 months ago

          Raspberry leaves specifically. It’s wonderful!

        • @[email protected]
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          Sure. With raspberries you can use dried berries, leafs, roots. It’s a pretty versatile plant.

          You can also make tea out of gummi bears too https://www.thesweetsbarn.net/product/gummy-bear-tea/86

          Again: put stuff in hot water and let it soak. Strain said stuff and you have what is loosely defined as tea.

          I probably wouldn’t do used radial tire tea, but if that’s what floats your boat, knock yourself out.

      • @Volkditty
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        Honestly, I think I have a bit of sensitivity to the tannins. Gives me an unsettled stomach.

        • oce 🐆
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          24 months ago

          It only gives me nausea on an empty stomach, have you tried after a meal?

  • Krydex
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    24 months ago

    Violence is never an answer…

    Violence is the question and the answer is YES.

  • @thinkyfish
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    When violence is the answer, its time to change the question.

      • @Bye
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        264 months ago

        Or the Ukrainians defending their homes

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      That’s a cute theory, but fascists usually aren’t interested in changing the question.

    • @_lilith
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      144 months ago

      What are you going to do? make me?

    • @[email protected]
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      84 months ago

      You’re right, it is. But who has the power to do that? It’s not usually the people who would benefit from it; violence is the last resort of people whose other forms of control over their own lives have been stripped from them.

      A rat backed into a corner lashes out in desperation. You might give the alternative solution to simply move its pursuer, but that only serves to show that you don’t understand how the rat has no such power.

    • @slaacaa
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      You’re right, violence is not the answer, it’s the question. And the answer is yes.