Major Payne hands down
“WhAt wE hAvE hErE iS a FaIlUrE tO CoMmUnICaIt.”
I fucking love Major Payne 😂😂😂
My favorite video game, but gotta agree, 9 times out of 10 Max Payne is losing to Major Payne.
There was something disturbingly familiar about the note on the desk. The handwriting was all pretty curves.
You are in a meme, Max.
The truth was like a green crack through my brain. Giant pixelated text on white background, glimpsed out of the corner of my eye. Time frozen in a single badly-cropped shot showing off my moves. Image hosting site watermark in the corner. I was in a meme. Funny as Hell, it was the most horrible thing I could think of.
Heard this in his voice, well done.
This is the comment I was looking for. Thank you.
Excellent
I’ll be on you like white on rice on a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snow storm!
Edit: missed a part
Heee Hee Heeee
What are you looking at ass eyes?
One-tubby-tubby…
Two-chubby-chubby
If he’s still in there, he ain’t happy.
Want me to show you a little trick to take a your mind off that pain?
Watched this movie for the first time a couple weeks ago, and loved it
Gun fight or eating competition?
Killin is my business, ladies! And BIZ NESS IS GOOD!
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Max penis
major payne
