• @KISSmyOSFeddit
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    4 months ago

    SAY “MEOW” ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME

  • @Andonyx
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    64 months ago

    I’m not air conditioning the outside, shut the damn door!

  • TTH4P
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    34 months ago

    "I’M YOU FROM THE FUTURE AND I ONLY HAVE 3 SECONDS THE PRICE OF CATNIP IS GONNA SKYROCKE - "

  • @j4k3
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    34 months ago

    Non union kitten asked for a raise.

    • @KISSmyOSFeddit
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      34 months ago

      We’re a family here, you need a raise you talk to me!
      Also, due to the owner’s unforeseen need for a third private jet, we can’t afford raises right now.

  • @UndulyUnruly
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    34 months ago

    You touch the thermostat one more goddamn time and dire consequences will ensue!

  • @Octothorpidiot
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    24 months ago

    It’s a witch hunt. Judge led the jury astray.

  • @RestrictedAccount
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    -24 months ago

    Like maybe poor people should have equal ballot access and rich people should have equal sentences for crimes.