“You’ll pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only need the edge. This SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY”
Pretty damn close. 😂
And don’t forget GRAVEDIGGER
Still remember the first show I went to; totally blew my mind. They’re so much fun.
That’s a way better arena then the one I saw it in. It was way too tiny and they basically had one box jump in the middle, couldn’t do too much.
Kids seats just EIGHT BUCKS
(Looks like $15-$32 nowadays, no discounts for children?)
This is how I remember the ads going:
SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY, LIVE AT THE TACOMA DOME! KIDS STILL ONLY NINE DOLLARS!
Then something about Bigfoot and Gravedigger.
I remember the first time I went to monster jam. honestly a pretty fun experience, though the arena was small so my kid brain was scared they would crash through the fencing and kill us all.
When our kids are having trouble breathing and the weather is killing people in scores, we’re gonna look back on this shit and wonder why the crowds didn’t drag them out of their gas guzzling shitwagons and beat them to death.
And the answer will be: sorry kids, the circuses were just too great for us to care.
It’s not that serious, champ. Relax. People are allowed to enjoy things. And don’t come in here making shit politcal.
breathing isn’t political, champ.
get fucked, champ.
relax as the world burns, champ.
ban me I don’t give a fuck.
Keep crying.
vroom vroom. your kids will despise you, for good reasons.
You must be fun at parties.
you’re about as progressive as polio.
go back to your circus, kiddy.
yawn you finished?
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