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I’m a fart sommelier. To fart is to create art.
Most people, however, lack the sophistication in their senses to discern and appreciate the more subtle fragrances and notes, and instead just giggle at the most accomplished and ripest fartworks, like prepubescent school children.Most people, however, lack the sophistication in their senses to discern and appreciate the more subtle fragrances and notes
Wiser words have never been spoken
They really rip.
Rip ass
It depends on the fart. Some are earthy, some are acrid with top notes of gastric upset, some have an unmistakable aroma of toasted linseed. Fart in my mouth and I’ll be happy to do a tasting and give my honest critique.
Yea ok I’m down, but are you going to spit it out afterwards? or swallow it whole like a real fart enthusiast would?
Obviously I swallow, even chew the lumps for extra flavour.
See ladies, now this is a real man k
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