Are you caressing them ever so gently?
I love when they drop their drawers.
💯
I mean they’re objectively not the least sexy cabinets I’ve worked with.
Which is the sexiest?
I was once in a cubicle with one built just the way I like: tall, skinny and with drawers that went for days… oh I could get lost deep inside those drawers…
Shit. I bet you haven’t even seen the asses on the sectionals at IKEA yet have you ?
Sexy
They are so metal. They sit there all lonely. Everyone jerks the handle rips the thing open and thrusts into it with force. They deposit their load in the inner slot, but they barely take the time to finger through and caress the pretty little delicate tabs… And the lock, oh my, that most private little hole never gets any attention…
Are you more sensual with them ?
Mine are stiff-drawered, plastic-trayed and unappealing to the eye. Someone out there would trip whilst walking passed for the first time, but not me.
It’s what’s on the inside that counts
They’re dirty…
And thus…
Hypersexual.
Lucky man