In what can only be described as a desperate cry for help, local mother of two, Karen Torrance, has reached the breaking point after enduring her 32nd consecutive Blippi video. Blippi, the beloved children’s YouTube sensation and his stupid orange and blue beret, has all but broken parents throughout the world.

Sources close to the family reveal that the tipping point came during yet another rendition of the “Excavator Song,” when Torrance grabbed her son’s iPad and threw it like a frisbee against the wall and screamed “So much to learn about, makes you wanna shout. Shoot me!”

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  • The Snark Urge
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    104 months ago

    If I knew how much Blippi I’d have listened to by now, I’d have adopted a 10 year old instead.

  • @[email protected]
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    84 months ago

    wait until she learns his net worth omg

    i don’t even hate on him anymore, just respect the hustle. lol

    • @demizerone
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      74 months ago

      Which blippi though? LA blippi or travel/theater blippi? :D

      • Tattletale TimesOPM
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        74 months ago

        that’s the worst part. he’s multiplying!

      • @[email protected]
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        54 months ago

        OG Blippi.

        yeah they branched out with his hire-ons and the girl one too.

        needless to say cha…

        … ching.

    • Tattletale TimesOPM
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      64 months ago

      for sure, for that much money I’d wear that stupid hat and bow tie in a second!

      • @[email protected]
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        34 months ago

        You can. There’s no bottom to the need for kids videos. The problem isn’t the outfit, it’s coming up with catchy content.

  • @MeaanBeaan
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    4 months ago

    Remember when he shit diarrhea on his friends dick? I remember.

    • @Raiderkev
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      24 months ago

      I feel like more people need to know you’re not just memeing. Idk how a dude who did that on video on the Internet gets not only allowed to make children’s content, but becomes one of the biggest children’s entertainers in the world. My kid watched a few of these n my that boy ain’t right sense was tingling the whole time to where I decided to do some research on him n found out about the aforementioned video, and his attempts to hide it from the world. Fuck Blippy.

  • shastaxc
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    74 months ago

    Yeah I’ve already endured enough (3 episodes) while visiting my nephew. My son is never gonna watch a single minute of that show.

    • @[email protected]
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      44 months ago

      I’ve watched so much Blippi after taking care of my nephews. It made me appreciate the Wiggles afterwards.

  • @[email protected]
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    4 months ago

    Dude doesn’t care about your kids or their well being. Just an optimistic YouTube content creator that accidentally struck gold.

    His content is not designed for your children to learn anything. It’s created in a way that it’s highly addicting with constant shots of dopamine.

    Make your kids watch Mr. Roger’s. There are no constant repetitive songs or cutaways or flashy lights. Just good old fashion learning.