• @ThrowawaySobriquet
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    337 months ago

    One of god’s best practical jokes was putting the male g-spot in our ass. It’s up to you whether you’re in on the joke or not

    • @The_Tired_HorizonOP
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      57 months ago

      5 downvotes here feels like Corporal Jones Dad’s Army is shouting out at us 😂

  • @[email protected]
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    I can’t really afford doctors generally, but I was in another country soon after turning 40 and I decided to get a full checkup on the cheap. I was steeling myself for the prostate exam. Imagine my surprise and relief when they gave me a goddam ultrasound instead! Like they would for a pregnant lady! Cold gel on the belly and all. They gave me the exact volume of my prostate in decilitres. So yeah, that is apparently an option.

    • @The_Tired_HorizonOP
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      57 months ago

      Thats pretty cool. I’ve worked for the NHS for years and never heard of that, but it makes sense.

  • VaultBoyNewVegas
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    147 months ago

    Lucky you op. I’ve had nurses put suppositories and enemas up the backside as well as a gastroentoligist stick a finger up there.

    I’m only 27 but I’ve bowel disease.

    • @The_Tired_HorizonOP
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      77 months ago

      I’m sorry to read that. Is it curable or part of a longer condition you have to cope with?

  • @[email protected]
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    77 months ago

    This is a true shitpost bc this is not the standard anymore. The PSA blood test can catch prostate cancer much earlier and reliably.

    • @The_Tired_HorizonOP
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      37 months ago

      The NHS will never pay for a bloodtest when you will ruin the GP’s fun. 😅

    • @[email protected]
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      According to my urologist it’s not conclusive because your PSA value will also be above norm if you have a naturally large prostate.

      To get a reliable diagnosis you need to measure the prostate volume by ultrasound and guess where that probe goes.

      • @[email protected]
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        27 months ago

        That’s ok. Blood test first (least invasive) then move on to ultrasound. The point is there’s no good reason to have someone digitally probe your anus anymore.

  • @Raiderkev
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    57 months ago

    Look at Mr. Fancypants over here with his doctor.

    • @The_Tired_HorizonOP
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      47 months ago

      I bleedin wish.

      In the whole of 2022 I was sick and couldnt get anyone to see me. Managed to get 2 blood tests which gave me nothing. Finally got an appointment last May. Pretty much every GPs is like that now sadly.

      • @Raiderkev
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        37 months ago

        Then when they do see you, they try to get you in/ out as quickly as possible without providing any actual help.

        • @The_Tired_HorizonOP
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          27 months ago

          Definitely. Though thats been going on since the Blair years tbh.

  • Darth_Mew
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    id rather get ass cancer and die on the toilet

    • @kewwwi
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      257 months ago

      I’ve got ass cancer, no you wouldn’t.

    • @Pilferjinx
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      127 months ago

      Nah, it’s not gay unless you find out it’s kinda your jam. Then a new hidden achievement is unlocked.

      • @[email protected]
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        87 months ago

        unless you find out it’s kinda your jam

        Even then: why would liking the sensation make you gay? By that logic getting a blowjob from your girl makes you gay because guys can blow too.

        • @Pilferjinx
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          47 months ago

          Fair point. There’s definitely a lot of assumptions thrown around this thread.

            • Darth_Mew
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              projecting? what a stupid conclusion to jump to get your head out of your ass