• @yemmly
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    1014 months ago

    Corrected headline: Three crazy guys say stupid shit that no one should pay attention to

    • @TexasDrunk
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      214 months ago

      People saying stupid shit is my kink.

        • modifier
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          104 months ago

          I can only speak for myself but my boner puddle is barely an inconvenience.

          • @TexasDrunk
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            54 months ago

            I tuck it into my waist band and wear a flannel tied around my waist to hide my boner puddle.

      • @danc4498
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        84 months ago

        Here’s some stupid shit: water can’t be wet. Kink on that!

        • @[email protected]
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          84 months ago

          The water molecules next to other molecules of water are drenched but some water molecules like on the edges of wet surfaces are not surrounded by other water and must be less wet than other water.

          Water is variably wet depending on its situation and location.

    • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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      74 months ago

      It’s amazing how well the outrage trick works, considering the billions of times it has been played.

  • K0W4L5K1
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    434 months ago

    Honestly masturbating to them was the longest most uncomfortable session of my life but the most worth it

  • THCDenton
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    304 months ago

    This is some elementary-school level shenanigans

    • @dadGPT
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      204 months ago

      Fun fact they all dropped out of the elementary school.

      • @iAvicenna
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        4 months ago

        they are stuck in a time loop where they have to repeat elementary school level thoughts over and over again

  • @[email protected]
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    Well now I have masturbated over to them too, what are they gonna do about THAT?

    Edit: fixed English

    • udon
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      54 months ago

      (that is the joke)

    • @yemmly
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      54 months ago

      I feel like “masturbate to” is the way to say it. But I’m not an expert.

        • @[email protected]
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          94 months ago

          Masturbating over someone makes me think of the last few minutes of a lot of porn where the man/woman is down on their knees waiting for the money shot.

          Honestly, a pretty funny mental imagine with these 3 involved.

    • THCDenton
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      54 months ago

      So I can steal their hats :p

  • @iAvicenna
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    sigh fine… unzips pants