• @[email protected]
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    505 months ago

    Based on a quick web search, a whale can nut anywhere from 1-10 gallons. So yeah it doesn’t even need to be Godzilla size. Just whale size.

    • @chetradley
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      115 months ago

      Why you think the sea salty?

      • Sibelius Ginsterberg
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        115 months ago

        Because minerals that are washed out by mountain creeks do not evaporate while water does.

        I also am in fact “fun at parties”

        • @[email protected]
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          35 months ago

          Nah, you can’t fool me. I’ve seen that one episode of The Magic School Bus. I know the oceans are full of fish spooge.

      • Ech
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        45 months ago

        It really is great, and it’s so simple. I love it.

    • @Crackhappy
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      45 months ago

      This was amazing. Never heard of this show before. Are they still making this?

      • Ech
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        65 months ago

        Unfortunately no. Bad news on one of the main cast :\

  • moosetwin
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    95 months ago

    reminds me of the ‘which monsters actually taste good’ discussion

  • @over_clox
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    75 months ago

    WD-40 comes in gallons, so why not Monster? 🤔

    • Tarquinn2049
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      In all seriousness, the “maximum daily dose” of monster is already a partial can. If anything, they should be smaller. But, a gallon jug with an appropriate sized cup included is also a viable solution, assuming it can stand up to repeated exposure to air without losing any of the properties that make it desireable to drink for some people. And do so for as long as it would take to drink it safely. If there was no safe way to reasonably drink it, they would have a hard time justifying the size to the fda, and an even harder time justifying it to all the other way better food agencies around the world.

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️
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        In all seriousness, the “maximum daily dose” of monster is already a partial can

        The 24oz cans of Monster, Rockstar and NOS have 240mg caffeine. So just about half the maximum daily recommended in the largest can they sell (the maximum is 400mg).

        Source: It’s printed on the can and I’m drinking one.

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          Gonna guess those are states numbers. 100mg is the recommended daily dose other places. You guys have alot of lobbying to allow much higher numbers. Looks like even in the states it’s still 100mg for teens though. Here they are literally labeled as a can being 2 servings. And that’s the 16oz, which is what is called the big can here, we don’t have a 24oz.

          • @[email protected]
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            25 months ago

            100 mg of caffeine is like 8 oz of coffee. Most people I know have 2-4 times that a day.

    • @MacedWindowOP
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      45 months ago

      Plenty of images online already lol

  • @PhoreTwunny
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    45 months ago

    Am I the only one who hates this format of punchline first?