• @paddirn
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    236 days ago

    (whispering) “I’m gonna tell you this just once, so listen good. You’re gonna tell me what I want to know because I got my nose buried so goddamn deep in your ear that all it’ll take is one little white lie before I’m performing brain surgery on you. And the fact that you’re not dead after I said that should tell you that I ain’t fucking around. Now, are you going to tell me where the fuck Geppetto is, or do I need to tell you about the biggest fish I ever caught?”

  • GneissSchist
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    6 days ago

    I have these strings

    To hold you down

    I tie them tight, you can’t burst out

    You might scream

    But I’m happy

    I’ve got your skin on me

      • @[email protected]
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        4 days ago

        Probably cause no one want’s anything to do with you.

        Self immolate on another thread; dead end.

        • @indianboy42
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          3 days ago

          Chill, it’s just a joke, and not even one at your expense

    • @Asudox
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      25 days ago

      Explain the nose growing.

  • Random_Character_A
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    55 days ago

    Christian church approves this message and invites you to the next local communion.

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      25 days ago

      I’ve said for years that Jesus is an inverse zombie. Living people consume his flesh.

  • bruhduh
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    36 days ago

    c/twosentencehorror