• @samus12345
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    786 days ago

    Better strategy than this one:

      • @[email protected]
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        65 days ago

        Liking trains isn’t something you just stop doing…unless you have a falling out with trains, trains knows no forgiveness…

  • [email protected]
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    396 days ago

    If you come to me with 2 juice boxes and offer me one while drinking from one of them… I would fully expect to get to non-drank-from one instead the one you just sipped on.

  • BigFig
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    296 days ago
    • Spam
    • Diet Spam
    • Vegan Spam
    • I can’t believe it’s not Spam
  • Jilanico
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    286 days ago

    If a rando offered me a drink I’d expect to wake up missing my kidneys.

    • @ChickenLadyLovesLife
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      45 days ago

      Good god when will this myth die? It’s the liver they take, not kidneys.

    • @[email protected]
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      46 days ago

      What if the bottle is sealed ? Or you have seen them buy it in real time ? Will you still not drink it ?

      • Jilanico
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        76 days ago

        Either way I’d probably say no thanks, I’m good. But if I were to accept it, sealed reduces suspicion by 20% because tampering is still possible. Purchased reduces suspicion by 97.3%, but randos don’t randomly buy things for other randos, so I would be looking for the person filming the tiktok prank or brace myself for the evangelizing that comes with the free drink.

        • @shneancy
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          45 days ago

          dang, it sucks so hard that kindness is not even the default assumption

  • @tsonfeir
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    296 days ago

    Do that at 40, except the juice box is a flyer for a political party that wants to take your basic human rights from you.

  • @BrokenGlepnir
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    65 days ago

    I like trains too. It’s a gentle ride and it’s less stressful than driving.

  • Blyfh
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    34 days ago

    Love the lunch menu hahaha