Martin (offscreen): I don’t care if Eddie did eat your truffles. We’re not cutting him open to find them!

Frasier: I wouldn’t cut him open. I’d get a boar specifically trained fir the task to do it for me!

Eddie Frasier, you’re cranky. It’s time to take your nap.

Frasier I don’t wanna!

“I sense a real battle of wits shaping up here”

Eddie: “Ok now Frasier, now let’s talk about this ‘supermodel zoologist.’ I’m listening.”

Frasier: “She was real, I tell you!”

I can’t believe I went on a blind date with such a bitch!