Are we sure he’s not having a medical emergency?
“I was layin’ out there for two damn hours before anyone came to check on me! Heat stroke, it turns out. Just as well it wasn’t a stroke stroke, I’d be dead.”
Also looks like he rolled down that hill a bit. Don’t help, just film.
Not the onion
I’d say this is the onion
No, it’s the onionS.
Or he had a heat stroke… Go help him.
And lose my chance to take the farm?
That sweet, sweet onion money.
If you’ve ever wondered what The Big Onion wants you to think and do, here’s your chance to find out.
Are you sure they’re naps?
Sure! He hasn’t moved for days. Must be really comfy!
It must be a box office worthy dream
Dirt naps.
Thank you for the onions.
This is because farming is fucking exhausting and he just couldn’t make it back to the house.
All fun and games until you wake up at home with 3 items missing from your inventory and a massive bill from Harvey.
You really have to listen to what the onions are saying, to get the best results.
I talk to mine.
Across the plants‽ Is he mad‽
Onions don’t give a fuck, you can top the foliage and that shit will just grow back.
TIL onions enjoy being dominated
He’s dead
+1 for interrobang
Onions are part of the Allium family, along with garlic, lilies, chives, etc. It’s very tough.
I’m not going to start using it.
This is adorable, but all I can think of is bugs and spiders and ants.
I lie down in my backyard. In Australia. There are ants of all kinds. The occasional little spider goes past. Midges and butterflies and dragonflies and bees. The birds have gotten used to me so they walk within feet of me too.
They go about their business and I, mine. No harm has come to me. It’s nice to be part of their world sometimes.
Just don’t do like my great grandfather that slept for a bit on wet grass and got a pneumonia because of it and died. Of course nowadays medicine is better but it can still happen.
He got a pneumonia from laying on wet grass? Was it cold?
That’s not how you get pneumonia, but he may have weakened his immune system through exposure to make him more susceptible to viruses.
Its weird, as a kid i had no problem laying/rolling around in grass.
At some point a switch flipped in my head and grass everywhere ‘became infested’ with biting ants, hidden poop, and mud.
Anything in that soil has died decades ago.
Man youd get covered in bugs so fast… not sure it would be as enjoyable as we think
Onions keep a lot of pests away, I am by no means a farmer, but I know from gardening that onions are a great deterrent for pests.
Do onion fields smell like onions?
Yes.
Onions and field naps. This guy is living his best Shrek life.
all i can think of is Heat Stroke
He’s actually laying on a giant brown trampoline
The second photo was taken a split second before he was bounced into the stratosphere.
Wheeeeee
