• @[email protected]
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    553 months ago

    That’s why when he arrived he immediately went to someone’s house. Because he’s obligated to let everyone in the neighbourhood know he’s on a list when he moves in.

    • @Quetzalcutlass
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      603 months ago

      “Phone home” was actually him saying he needed to check in with his probation officer.

      • @cevn
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        153 months ago

        Lmao… you guys

  • @[email protected]
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    503 months ago

    Steven knew that audiences wanted a sex potato to lust after. He was years ahead of this curve.

  • @aeronmelonM
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    243 months ago

    Also, that wasn’t his finger.

  • @[email protected]
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    213 months ago

    Like all of you Judge Judys would be wearing clothes if you went to an alien planet! Leave ET alone!

    • @WhiskyTangoFoxtrot
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      23 months ago

      Especially if more than two-thirds of said planet is covered with a substance that’s deadly to us.

  • @[email protected]
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    83 months ago

    Unfortunately I can assure you that I personally read the official sequel to ET at least twice where they actually go to his planet and it did not involve any of the above. As much as I love to read books I cannot actually recommend this book to anyone else if you can find it.

    • @Xkaliber
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      The book was crazy stupid… ET still has a real-time tele-link with Elliot across time and space. I did love the artwork though

      • @[email protected]
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        63 months ago

        Is that the stupid part because considering quantum mechanics i’ve seen more unrealistic science fiction in dr who.

  • @[email protected]
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    83 months ago

    Isn’t there like a story about Chewbacca being from a planet where all his folks wear cloths?

  • @Fedizen
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    63 months ago

    What if his genitals are on his face?

  • @CitizenKong
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    03 months ago

    Well, all the ETs in the Republican Senate aren’t wearing clothe, as well.