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- cross-posted to:
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Unteroffizier Fäustlinge (pictured) would later ‘emigrate’ to Argentina and change his name to Mitones. He remains a wanted war criminal to this day.
Never thought I’d say it. Bad kitty.
Cats exist beyond your puny dualistic conceptions
Unteroffizier Fäustlinge
I just wanna highlight the high quality of this joke
An English equivalent would be something like “Corporal Mittens”.
You can feel the hate in his eyes.
That’s not hatred. He’s a soldier, and a good one, doing what any soldier would do. Emotion doesn’t enter into it.
I don’t know, he looks like the type to start an unprovoked rant on “Soviet dogs”.
As any good soldier would do
His only issue is that he stretches just one front paw out of habit
Or start scratching the shit out of your hand half way through a tummy rub.
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Oh, very credible defence!!