You forgot to mention the part where he yelled, “Eat my shorts!”, before riding off on his skateboard.

Workplace bathrooms never allow you to choose the appropriate grit though, unfortunate.

That’s the entire reason for lighting farts on fire.

FFS, at least SOMEONE here shows a little empathy.

Then why does it cast a spherical shadow?

Relevant Forgotten Weapons Video

I don’t think it can be too large, but like others have said, there has to be enough quality content in each location you can visit to compensate for the vastness of the open world.

It be amazing if you could go inside every single building/dungeon/etc. and have every one of them chockablock full of things to experience, like they did with Elder Scrolls 6, but look how long it took for that game to come out…

Third time’s a charm, I always say!

I mean, it’s one phone, paper_moon. What could it cost? $1000?

Came here to say this. It’s a perfect strategy until they start putting cages on them like at my last job.

Furry furry?

Try Adult Friend Finder. Great place to find both male and female friends.

“And here’s where I keep assorted lengths of wire.”

“To shreds you say? How’s his wife holding up? To shreds you say?”

“I can, but that’s because I’m not a penniless hippie!”

Ooo boy, she’s about to learn about g-code!

Six…Seven?

Literally, no one knows.

So which position are you applying for?

Is this what it takes to make friends these days‽

Thanks for the link. I’ve been wondering what immunity for “official” acts vs. not for “unofficial” acts really meant. Now I know that “unofficial” acts have not been defined yet because there hasn’t been a case brought before the SCOTUS to determine the difference.

Let us know what it tastes like.