• @psmgx
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    We find that men who are more dissatisfied with the size of their penises are less likely to personally own guns across outcomes, including any gun ownership, military-style rifle ownership, and total number of guns owned. The inverse association between penis size dissatisfaction and gun ownership is linear; however, the association is weakest among men ages 60 and older.

    Presumably because them small dick motherfuckers spent all their money on giant trucks instead

    • @Shou
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      33 months ago

      Tell em that. Let them research that too.

  • @[email protected]
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    113 months ago

    Ok, that is funny. However, this little nugget will help me sleep at night:

    we failed to observe any differences in personal gun ownership between men who have and have not attempted penis enlargement

    • Optional
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      93 months ago

      Yeah there’s the rub . . . uh, so to speak. They qualified “men dissatisfied with their penis size” as “men who have tried penis enlargement”

      That’s just too much of a reach.

    • @BonesOfTheMoonOP
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      23 months ago

      Well at least they have their dignity.

    • @[email protected]
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      93 months ago

      Yeah, they did.

      Their hypothesis was that men who were dissatisfied with the size of their penises were more likely to own guns. The opposite ended up being the case.

      • @psmgx
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        23 months ago

        In other words, guns work

      • @[email protected]
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        13 months ago

        i didn’t read it, but what was the methodology? did they do a survey of dudes who own 50 guns and ask “do you think your penis is big enough?” and did they expect those dudes in particular to be honest?

        doubt

        • @[email protected]
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          43 months ago

          Boy, if only there was a way you could get that information. Wouldn’t it be convenient if there was a link to the paper’s abstract so you wouldn’t have to talk out of your ass?

          • @[email protected]
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            3 months ago

            i have to read scholarly crap at work. not doing it on my own time. especially for things i don’t give that much of a rat’s ass about

              • @[email protected]
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                lol i was asking a question, not making claims.

                i’ll comment all i feel like, and you’ll do nothing. except apparently whine about it

                • @[email protected]
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                  13 months ago

                  I didn’t know it was possible to say “I’m a jackass” without saying “I’m a jackass”. TIL.

        • @Etterra
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          23 months ago

          Self reported data is always suspect. What was their margin of error?

  • @shalafi
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    43 months ago

    I’m liberal, have a larger than average dick, and have never worried for a second about its size. Also, have had at least 50+ lovers.

    And I own shitloads of guns.

  • THCDenton
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    23 months ago

    What about womens’ boob size and gun ownership?

  • Jolteon
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    13 months ago

    Authoritarians: Don’t ask questions you don’t want to know the answers to.