• @Zehzin
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    197 months ago

    Sun Tzu’s guide to dating

    • @[email protected]
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      Appear unsure where you are committed, and committed where you are unsure.

      If you know your date, and know yourself, you need not fear the outcome of a hundred arguments.

      The greatest date is that which requires no activity.

      Victorious partners make love first, then go on a date, whilst defeated partners go on a date first, then seek to make love.

      • @moistclump
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        57 months ago

        Wow that’s actually pretty good. I’m down for a The Art of Love book. Love of War? War of Love?

    • @Noodle07
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      57 months ago

      Keep your main girl close, and your side pieces closer

  • @captainlezbian
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    97 months ago

    As a lady I not only understand this strategy I employ it

  • u/unhappy_grapefruit_2
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    Should’ve posted this on my wonderful sub we must continue to commit chincainary chocolate softserve sunroof