• @the_toast_is_gone
    29•5 months ago

    I have an idea for a debate. These two go to a golf course determined by a neutral third party (like, I dunno, make the Libertarian party agree on something for once in their lives) for a 9 hole game (18 holes probably wouldn’t work in the TikTok world). Eight topics, and then a concluding statement. On the first hole, they make their introductory statements between shots. They start with the same amount of time, but after that, they get more time to articulate their points based on how well they did on the last hole. After all the golfing is done, that’s when they deliver their concluding statements, again getting time based on how well they did.

    Let’s settle the question of who the better golfer is once and for all.

    • u/unhappy_grapefruit_2OP
      20•5 months ago

      Nah fuck the politics. Let’s just watch these two senile old men play golf who ever wins becomes president

    • @AA5B
      2•5 months ago

      Sort of like a biathlon: after the candidates get out of breath taking leaps from reality, see if they can swing a club

      • RustmilianEnglish
        1•5 months ago

        How funny would it be if they both lost and we voted 3rd party?

      • u/unhappy_grapefruit_2OP
        -2•5 months ago

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  • @Etterra
    11•5 months ago

    I say we give them each a nine iron and let them fight it out. It’s the only way to be sure.