1. Pawns join in class solidarity and rise up against the oppressive monarchy.
  2. One grain of rice in A1
  3. White queen has a mental breakdown and enters an emo phase for the next 6 turns
  4. All previously played moves get played again.
  5. All pawns undergo mitosis. One of them had a mutation and promotes to a knook.
  6. Kings pawn cracks its egg and becomes a queen.
  7. Castle with the enemy rook.
  • @[email protected]
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    3 months ago

    Where are the pawns? WHERE ARE THE PAWNS!?

    Edit: This needs additional explanation. What was the order of the moves and how did you interpret them.

    “Pawns join in class solidarity and rise up against the oppressive monarchy.” ❌
    “One grain of rice in A1” ✅
    “Kings pawn cracks its egg and becomes a queen.” ❌
    “Castle with the enemy rook.” ✅
    “All previously played moves get played again.” ✅
    “White queen has a mental breakdown and enters an emo phase for the next 6 turns” ❌
    “All pawns undergo mitosis. One of them had a mutation and promotes to a knook.” ❌

    There are two additional queens from nowhere, while no kings are present. That wasn’t in any move.

    This is not reddit. We have standards.

  • @[email protected]
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    133 months ago

    Can you please share the list of moves you did? I hope that this gets in the top 7 or that you do in anyway

  • xxd
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    Every piece rotates 78° clockwise

  • @Olap
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    Kings decide to come out of hiding, and come out at the same time holding hands and rainbow flags

  • @[email protected]
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    83 months ago

    The skip button is added to b5 from “stanley parable ultra deluxe”. If pressed additional 7 comments got played.

  • @Ziglin
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    53 months ago

    A knight notices their horse is tired and leaves it at the stables, instead fighting on foot.

  • @Darkard
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    53 months ago

    GDI construction yard deploys G4

  • callyral [he/they]
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    ♞f3+ (knight to f3, check)

    pick whichever knight. since there aren’t any kings, just create one so that it is checked.

  • CaptainBasculin
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    Bomb to d5 (similar to bomberman logic, bomb is kickable when you try to move into it and has three blocks explosion size, the bomb explodes three turns later)

  • Jake Farm
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    33 months ago

    “That’s a rock not a rook, where did the rook go?! Oh shit!”