• @HootinNHollerin
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    6 days ago

    Someone farted so bad in middle school our eyes were watering and we all had to leave class. Several years later my buddy admitted it was him

    • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppetM
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      35 days ago

      One of my friends had a deaf kid in his class in elementary school, and apparently nobody told him that farts make noise. My friend said he would rip super loud farts in the middle of class.

    • kamenLady.
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      56 days ago

      Also in middle school, a buddy farted in the train on the way home. Lots of stink, but it got really stinky and it wouldn’t stop to stink. That’s when i realized by the look on his face that he had pooped himself.

  • @[email protected]
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    56 days ago

    Probably one of my farts, they’ve been known to warp across time and space right into the faces of unsuspecting people.

  • @NeoNachtwaechter
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    16 days ago

    Always the one who has smelled it first - even though most times they don’t admit it :)

    • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppetM
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      25 days ago

      That saying is an attempt to get people not to acknowledge when someone rudely pollutes your airspace.