Okay, hear me out. I love millennials; they’re my favorite generation to hate! Seriously though, can someone please explain why these snowflakes think they’re so special? With their avocado toast and their participation trophies, it’s no wonder they can’t handle reality when it finally smacks them in the face.

Don’t even get me started on their obsession with selfies and social media. Narcissism at its finest!

And let’s not forget about their unwillingness to take responsibility for their own lives. It’s always someone else’s fault if they don’t succeed, right? Boo hoo, life isn’t fair.

But hey, at least they’ll always have Mommy and Daddy to bail them out when times get tough. Because nothing says ‘independence’ quite like living in your parent’s basement until age 35, am I right?

  • Arthur
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    34 months ago

    You were obviously dropped repeatedly on your head during your entire life, up until yesterday.

  • @[email protected]
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    14 months ago

    My favorite millennials are the ones who routinely spend over $5 grand a year on vacations and $5 grand a year on booze but complain that they will never be homeowners.

  • @voracitude
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    14 months ago

    I came for ragebait and got something that reads like a boomer’s first draft of their open mic “tight five”.

  • @Holyginz
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    14 months ago

    Lol, this reads like what a boomer would write.