• @Shou
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    295 months ago

    Call her a pretty girl and feed her a fish.

    • @toynbee
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      55 months ago

      Someone fighting with Gru, perhaps.

    • @beejboytyson
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      25 months ago

      I thought it was two guys hold that thing back at first

  • Em Adespoton
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    95 months ago

    I always found it humorous that Americans claim these guys as their national bird; they follow me around for fish heads.

  • @MissJinx
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    95 months ago

    Show her your gun and scream “I love jesus and guns”

  • @EvilEyedPanda
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    65 months ago

    I pledge my dissidence, to the flag

    Of the divided states of America

    And to the republic, that we have lost

    A fractured nation, rebuked by God

    With liberty and justice for rich white men.

  • @FooBarrington
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    55 months ago

    I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America

    And to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God.

    With a woof woof here and a woof woof there, here a woof, there a woof, everywhere a woof woof.

  • NickwithaC
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    45 months ago

    You can’t out run the raven.

    • @BoxerDevil
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      175 months ago

      Good thing it’s not a raven

      • NickwithaC
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        145 months ago

        Typical American remake, changing important stuff…