Ok, Mr. Senator, what’s your plan to beat Trump? It doesn’t by any chance involve throwing your hat in the ring, reluctantly, of course. Or are you merely trying to grasp hold of the news cycle like a dingleberry on a horses ass, hoping to elevate your Q rating while perpetuating the criticisms of your party’s leader?

Give us a name. Tell us who the candidate is that has a better shot at winning, or shut the entire fuck up.