• Lvxferre
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    585 months ago

    They ain’t in Hell. They’re just so hidden that not even Death finds them. (Death doesn’t know the “shake the food bowl to make your cat resurface from wherever she was” trick.)

    • @Klear
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      5 months ago

      You can’t do pspsps without lips.

      • @[email protected]
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        75 months ago

        well aCkTwAlLy in ventriloquism you replace the bilabial plosives with an alveolar or velar approximant, curving a “d” or a “g” sound to sound like a “p”.

        I can get it kinda close using the root of my tongue on my soft palate, not that I’ve done any vent stuff in a long while.

        Does Death have a tongue, though?

    • @[email protected]
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      115 months ago

      Doesn’t work when the bedsheets are fresh. My cat is extremely food motivated, but when the sheets are fresh he’ll stay in my bed even when he’d get treats

    • @NegativeInf
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      145 months ago

      I don’t know enough about cats to dispute that.

    • kamenLady.
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      65 months ago

      There’s also the cat-women on the moon

      • @Viking_Hippie
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        65 months ago

        Sounds like you got that GOOD acid! Care to share? 😄

            • kamenLady.
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              25 months ago

              It’s that kind of movie i would have loved to see John Waters’ take on the script, especially if Divine starred in it .