• Skeezix
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    9 months ago

    You don’t go to work for the TSA because you got a 1600 on your SAT.

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    9 months ago

    You shake the ball, it responds ‘ask again later’…

    … except there is also now a blinking red led, which is blinking more and more rapidly.

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        Jimmy swore up and down that he didn’t know that the magic 8 ball could do that. Unfortunately for him, the TSA agents were unable to hear him over the increasingly louder and more rapid beeping sounds made by said magic 8 ball. Within moments, Jimmy was on the ground with the weight of a TSA agent on his back and the cool steel of a handgun pressed to his neck.

        “Don’t fucking move,” ordered a TSA agent. Another agent immediately followed up with, “I’ll blow your head off if you try anything.” As the magic 8 ball liked to say to him sometimes, for Jimmy, his outlook was not so good.

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    9 months ago

    You can’t trust the 8-ball in this situation, it’s biased.

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      9 months ago

      Indeed. It’s a 2:1 ratio of affirmative to negative responses.

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    9 months ago

    Its funny, because America is dead inside :-D !

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    9 months ago

    Ohh, her husband likes buttstuff, but she doesn’t.

    As long as it works for them, it’s fine.