• Skeezix
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    1175 months ago

    You don’t go to work for the TSA because you got a 1600 on your SAT.

      • @cm0002
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        335 months ago

        I’m convinced that having a sense of humor is a disqualification to be a TSA agent lol

        Ah shit, I said lol now I’m on the disqualified list :(

        • @cybersandwich
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          125 months ago

          I wonder how many people think they are “hilarious” when talking with TSA.

  • sp3ctr4l
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    585 months ago

    You shake the ball, it responds ‘ask again later’…

    … except there is also now a blinking red led, which is blinking more and more rapidly.

      • @pivot_root
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        185 months ago

        Jimmy swore up and down that he didn’t know that the magic 8 ball could do that. Unfortunately for him, the TSA agents were unable to hear him over the increasingly louder and more rapid beeping sounds made by said magic 8 ball. Within moments, Jimmy was on the ground with the weight of a TSA agent on his back and the cool steel of a handgun pressed to his neck.

        “Don’t fucking move,” ordered a TSA agent. Another agent immediately followed up with, “I’ll blow your head off if you try anything.” As the magic 8 ball liked to say to him sometimes, for Jimmy, his outlook was not so good.

  • @Addition1291
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    375 months ago

    Plot twist: the liquid inside the ball is nitroglycerin.

  • @ceenote
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    365 months ago

    You can’t trust the 8-ball in this situation, it’s biased.

    • @pivot_root
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      Indeed. It’s a 2:1 ratio of affirmative to negative responses.

  • @Chee_Koala
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    -55 months ago

    Its funny, because America is dead inside :-D !

  • @[email protected]
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    -215 months ago

    Ohh, her husband likes buttstuff, but she doesn’t.

    As long as it works for them, it’s fine.