• teft
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    335 months ago

  • Admiral Patrick
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    5 months ago

    (Frodo slips on the ring)

    Sauron: “Hello, Frodo, what’s happening? Ummmm…If you could just go ahead and bring the ring to Mordor on Saturday, that would be greaaaaaat.”

    • RBG
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      185 months ago

      “We also would need you to not throw the ring into Mt. Doom on Saturday, m’kay? Let me get you another copy of that scroll.”

    • @mercano
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      175 months ago

      My Precious.

  • rustydomino
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    185 months ago

    Frodo: it’s some kind of elvish. I cannot read the fiery letters.

    Gandalf: There are few who can. It is written in the language of Mordor which I will not utter here. In the language of men it says PC LOAD LETTER.

    Frodo: PC LOAD LETTER? Wtf does that mean?

  • @MrJameGumb
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    185 months ago

    If…if… if I have to change offices again… I’m going to uh… Burn down The Shire

  • @aeronmelon
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    115 months ago

    Milton walked into Mordor and set the realm on fire. That’s why everything is burning.