• @[email protected]
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    64 months ago

    Yesterday while sitting at a table waiting for ice cream my two year old looks at me and says “I wanna touch the wall. I wanna touch the wall a widdle bit” So I told her to go ahead. Helped her down. She walked over. Placed her hand on the wall. Then came back to sit. Kids.

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    24 months ago

    Ripped a fart quietly but smelly on the busy train. Everyone could smell it, but no one knew who it was besides the two of us.

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      4 months ago

      Slightly related: Earlier this week, during breakfast I ripped one and tried to blame it on my 6yo son. He gave an annoyed sigh and said: Dad, you need more than two people to play “Who Farted”.