Caption: When the dentist moved into my range of vision so I look somewhere else.

Image: 3 panel comic. Each panel is a cartoon drawing of a person’s face laying back. The person is looking in different directions in each panel.

  • @lemmylommy
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    306 months ago

    You know you can close your eyes, right? As a side effect it reduces the risk of something getting into your eyes while the dentist does their job.

    • kamenLady.
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      116 months ago

      Yep, i always close my eyes, but if it takes longer, i do sometimes fall asleep…

    • @[email protected]
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      46 months ago

      I literally fell asleep at a Cleaning doing this, didn’t close my mouth either. Dentist was a bit surprised.

      • @idiomaddict
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        36 months ago

        I just ask for a wedge and plan for a nap

  • @AgentGrimstone
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    216 months ago

    I’d rather stare into the bright light than make eye contact.

    • @Zidane
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      116 months ago

      Moth gang rise up

  • Apathy Tree
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    126 months ago

    My dentist and I had an understanding.

    I’d put in headphones and listen to a book with sunglasses on, and pretend he wasn’t there unless I needed something, and he would shut up, do his job, and pretend I wasn’t there unless he needed me to do something. It was a good system.

    But the takeaway here is you can totally wear sunglasses at the dentist and avoid that problem entirely. Also nicer on your eyes. They don’t care. It’s awkward af for them too.

    • I'm back on my BS 🤪OPM
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      76 months ago

      you can totally wear sunglasses at the dentist

      yooooo, I’m totally doing that from now on. thank you!!

      • Apathy Tree
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        46 months ago

        Super happy to help, friend!

        It was game-changing when I realized I could just… wear sunglasses whenever I like (within reason) as long as I can still see.

    • tpyoman
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      66 months ago

      My dentist gives us tinted eye protection which I think helps they also have a TV on the ceiling they they on sometimes I can stare at.

  • @Coreidan
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    46 months ago

    I silently stare straight into their eyes the entire time as a power move.

    • I'm back on my BS 🤪OPM
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      46 months ago

      wow, I’m sure the dentist is both impressed and intimidated. you must receive Pablo Escobar level dental care 😄

  • @RebekahWSD
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    36 months ago

    I take xanax for the dental visits because they won’t let me in otherwise. I also close my eyes and pretend to meditate. Then I leave and my sibling drags my catatonic body home.

  • @[email protected]
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    12 months ago

    At my dentist’s they used to have a picture of a mountain on the ceiling. Now it’s a lovely cartoon graphic that’s as dense as “Where’s Wally?”!