Currved swords. Can you believe it? Curved swords!!!
I played as a Nord. Of course I hated redguards, damn immigrants. Also khajits. Dam copper stealing fortune tellers.
I like playing as an orc. Everyone and everything is just fodder.
I love redguards. I hate argonians because I’m racist
Hmm, hate Argonian, you say? What were you doing in the room the entire night with that Argonian maid?
Come one we all know it was polishing spears
You don’t have any proof! And it was you who was fucked by Argonian maid, not me!
Those damn Dark Elves eating all of our food and sinking up our cities!
You hate the Thalmor because you’re racist. I hate the Thalmor because I’m not. We are not the same
“Fuck all that singing and shit.”
“You see those warriors from Hammerfell? They’ve got curved penises. B I G curved penises”
“Heh heh heh heeeee. That’s for damn sure.”
