• SatansMaggotyCumFart
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    165 months ago

    If Matt’s face gets any smaller he’s going to take over Turning Point USA.

  • Optional
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    135 months ago

    Ehhh heh heh heh. . . Good one there, Fry man.

  • @frazw
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    105 months ago

    Leave him alone! He just wants to look as young as those unlucky souls he is attracted to.

  • verity_kindle
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    105 months ago

    Those girls gotta get through dental school, and I’m the Carl to help them do it.

    • ALoafOfBread
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      5 months ago

      Maxillofacial surgery is a hell of a drug. That lanternjaw crossbite combo was busted. Now he’s super busted because of the blow up doll botox makeover, but his bite and jaw definitely changed from back then

      • verity_kindle
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        35 months ago

        It’s a long road…he’s at a travel plaza.

  • afox
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    65 months ago

    Deedily Wah Deedily Wah