Trace amounts of cocaine have been detected in Brazilian sharks, raising concerns about the impact on marine life.
  • rshEnglish
    11·
    8 months ago

    Oh no. Why did you have to post this?

    Hollywood, 2 seconds from now

    “Coming in 2025! You’ve seen Cocaine Bear, now come see Cocaine Shark! Starring Seth Rogan, Vince Vaughn, Jonah Hill, a pile of sweaty hockey gear and 57 tons of raw sewage, it’s Cocaine Bear! The movie no one asked for, starring actors with no discernible talent or appeal. Buy you tickets now!”

    • CadeillacEnglish
      7·
      8 months ago

      I think you meant Cocaine Shark in the second sentence. Also, I loved Cocaine Bear, and the episode from The Guest Book (I think that was it)

      • _stranger_English
        5·
        8 months ago

        It would be hilarious if the coked out production crew forgot and just switched back to a bear mid movie.

  • enkilleEnglish
    6·
    8 months ago

    How can a shark even do cocaine without a blowhole?

  • sinkingship@mander.xyzEnglish
    3·
    8 months ago

    Hate it, when you’re just going with the flow doing nobody any harm and the pigs appear and want to drug check you.