• Bobby Bandwidth
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    211 year ago

    They are real, but the birds they employ are fake. Watch this space.

  • Simbomba
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    91 year ago

    I think you’ve got him in your irresistible romantic grip now

  • @TIEPilot
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    31 year ago

    How to avoid a landmine 101

  • @[email protected]
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    1 year ago

    I‘d‘ve started with some short DnD storytelling.

    Like: rolls 2 D20 - double 1

    clears throat, tucks away flute “By the stars, thou art beauteous! Dost thy charms be of celestial origin? Verily, I envy the gods who fashioned thee with such grace!”

    Either you get it, or lough, or we wouldn‘t get along anyway.

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    That’s actually how I got mine. Went to a bar, had a D20 in my pocket. Went to a table, rolled it 1, and said “so, you come here often?“

  • @[email protected]
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    11 year ago

    Yes, the gnomes in my garden that I posed near for my profile picture are real and will judge your soul. Consider those who suffer, for when they suffer, so do you.