• @Alexstarfire
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      96 months ago

      Shouldn’t be too hard. Just stick to his right side.

  • Vaggumon
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    566 months ago

    I guess you miss every shot you don’t take.

  • @Someguy89
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    486 months ago

    Here’s mine: the world would be a better place with another half an inch.

    Come find me assholes lmfao

    • @Lost_My_Mind
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      146 months ago

      I think the women voters would prefer an extra 4 inches.

  • @Sterile_Technique
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    416 months ago

    I tried to make a Trump assassination joke, but I missed my mark.

    • @Alteon
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      46 months ago

      Right through their ear and out the other side…didn’t catch a thing. 😂

  • @eran_morad
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    206 months ago

    MAGAts can fuck off and die.

    • @Anticorp
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      26 months ago

      Added to the list!

  • Icalasari
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    I’m Canadian, so…

    Take your best shot. Mind, your shooter shows it’ll probably miss

    • @HappycamperNZ
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      56 months ago

      Kiwi.

      Started using “couldn’t hit the side of a Trump and 140 yards” as often as I can.

    • @Anticorp
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      06 months ago

      Eh, the secret service didn’t miss. They returned fire almost immediately too.

  • @Lost_My_Mind
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    166 months ago

    Knock knock

    Who’s there?

    Ha ha! Doesn’t matter. Your guy has to wear a funny bandage now!

  • @TropicalDingdong
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    I think we can agree that some republicans should lean just a hair more to the left.

  • @Alexstarfire
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    66 months ago

    Not sure they can find their way out of a paper bag. Their tactics are to pick a guy then find dirt, not the other way around.

  • @Dkarma
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    56 months ago

    Just tried to poke some freedom holes

  • @ngwoo
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    56 months ago

    I’ll be fine. I made the jokes slightly to his right so he didn’t hear me.