• The Snark Urge
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    2 months ago

    Real missed opportunity, reality TV is so creatively bankrupt. The next season should have been a heel turn, where he becomes a river monster with scuba gear covered in ghillie, all LED glowing red eyes and a vicious CO2 injection knife. He’d sink a boat, maul a giant fish and leave its remains by the shore. You could get drone aerial footage of the whole thing.

    Then he’d dry off and slink back to the local fisherman’s bar to do talking head interviews with the aggrieved locals, a coy smile playing across his lips that some drunk man might mistake for disbelief. Bar fights ensue. Great television. Jeremy Wade: real life cryptid, or some kind of hellish Scooby Doo reenactor? The world would find out together on TV.

  • @aeronmelon
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    242 months ago

    New game +

    The fish now travel in packs with the intention to kill Jeremy.

  • ValorieAF [she/her]
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    142 months ago

    The editing at times was annoying AF but it was still a pretty good show

  • @Wild_Mastic
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    2 months ago

    New campaign dlc with expanded map: Sea Monsters