• SatansMaggotyCumFart
    link
    282 months ago

    Meth works well and I can get some artisan stuff that’s been crafted by my neighbors in their antique bathtub.

    • Flying Squid
      link
      172 months ago

      So does not eating solid food for a year. I’ve lost 80 pounds on the “you’re not healthy” diet.

        • Flying Squid
          link
          102 months ago

          Nothing but Ensure, V8 and tea every day is not exactly pleasurable dining.

          • SatansMaggotyCumFart
            link
            72 months ago

            Do you live in a place where Clamato is available?

            I find the clam sweat really helps switch up the flavor of tomato juice.

            • Flying Squid
              link
              72 months ago

              Ick. No. I didn’t even like seafood much when I could eat it.

              • SatansMaggotyCumFart
                link
                72 months ago

                Oh, so you’re just appropriating the sea’s culture with that user name?

                • Flying Squid
                  link
                  62 months ago

                  Of course not. Why do you think I’m flying? Birds taste better.

      • circuscritic
        link
        fedilink
        4
        edit-2
        2 months ago

        And here I thought my mama bird fetish was only good for sexual gratification.